Okay. I'm posting this facetious tidbit because it made me laugh out loud. And it just took me 2 hours to drive home, so I deserve a laugh.
Uncyclopedia defines the dog for you, you lucky (?) schmoe. "Dog huffing should NEVER be attempted!!!!!!!!" Don't tell me I didn't warn you. Not safe for work, kids, or the easily offended. Totally safe for somebody who took 2 hours to drive home from work.