I pretty much saw Beowulf.
Why "pretty much," I say?
Because the first 25 minutes was complete and utter sensurround blackness due to a film malfunction. Imagine: 6 stories of nothingness to the accompaniment of Danish feasting and belching and dialogue jewels like "More mead, I must have more mead."
Oh, don't mind me. When the film did start working, fun was had and 3-D was marveled at. Not a truly great movie, but there was a swell dragon.
And you know what? You all get a dragon today. Thanks to Animal Planet's generosity, get your pick of dragons. No, not a pet per se, but you know some of you want one.