No, I'm serious. Drop everything else you're doing and get yourself over to I am Otter.
There you will find a most engagingly drawn and recounted daily life of a simple otter in a flat in the London suburbs. What do you feed a domestic Brit otter? Otter feed, of course - it comes from the internet and it's salty. Occasionally this otter eats coffee, which it loves dearly. And where do otters come from? In this case, from a box left on the otterkeeper's doorstep. What does an otter do all day? Oh, so many things.
I am Otter. And I am one delighted Curator.