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- loves: you win if you guessed "pets" and "museums". Also books, art history, travel, British punk, Korean kimchi, bindis, martinis, and other things TBD. I will always make it very clear if a post is sponsored in any way. Drop me a line at thepetmuseum AT gmail.com !
Saturday, July 30, 2011
there's a dog in this portrait. really
Thursday, July 28, 2011
1961: you're gonna be a star
There's human celebs in there - Vincent Price, Peter Lorre - but it's all about that sexy sable star power, you better believe. Here you go (click on the words "Audition for a Black Cat").
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
here's a new take on vintage photo time
Sunday, July 24, 2011
an evening cat
"Die Katze Abendfrieden," Hans Thoma titled this etching in 1901: "Cat's peaceful evening." Thoma (German; 1839-1924) turned for inspiration to his home area in the Black Forest and local, closely observed details of nature. Stylistically he is supposed to have more in common with earlier German masters such as Cranach than with the movements of his own time. I haven't seen enough of his work to compare. Me, I just like the intimacy and warmth of this piece.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
stop looking at me! what do you want?
not a great reproduction but thanks anyway wikimedia commonsThat cat in back with the thousand-yard stare. Where have I seen that before? Oh, wait, it's boring into the back of my head right now.
If you've never read much about Gauguin, Wikipedia isn't a bad place to start: here he is. This link has hundreds of good-quality images. I don't think I would have personally liked him much, but I do enjoy his work on an immediate level despite myself.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
vintage dog photo time, up in mayfair
Now should you be near the Kennel Club and want to see this for yourself, here's the Kennel Club website page on the exhibition.
Sunday, July 17, 2011
little dog thwarts crime, around 1800
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ANECDOTE XXXIII.
A Few years since, a lady, by the name of Osborn, who lived a few miles out of town, came to London to receive a large sum of money, granted her by parliament, for discovering a cure for the stone. She received the money, and returned back with it in her own carriage to the country, without any thing particular happening on the road. It was evening when she arrived, and being fatigued with her journeys she proposed retiring early to rest.
On her stepping into bed, she was much surprised at the uneasiness of her little Dog, who always slept in the chamber with her. He kept pulling the clothes repeatedly. Mrs. Osborn then chid him, and desired him to lie still, that she might go to sleep. The Dog still persisting in his efforts, kept pulling the bed-clothes, and at length jumped on the bed, and endeavoured, with great avidity, to pull them off.
Mrs. Osborn then conceiving something very extraordinary must occasion the Dog's uneasiness, immediately jumped out of bed, and being a very courageous woman, flipped on her under petticoat, and placed a brace of pistols (which were always in a closet adjoining), at her side, and boldly went down stairs. She had not proceeded far, when looking around, she perceived the coachman coming down another pair of stairs, quite dressed—with great presence of mind she pointed one of the pistols, threatened him with instant death, unless he directly returned to his bed. She then proceeded to the back parlour, when, on hearing a distant murmuring kind of noise, she advanced to the window, and fired in the direction from whence the noise came. All was then immediately silent, and nothing further transpired that night.
The next morning she traced blood through her garden to a considerable distance: and not thinking it prudent to keep so large a sum any longer in the house, ordered her carriage, and drove to town with the utmost expedition; and after depositing her property, went to Sir John Fielding, and related the whole of the circumstance to him, who after applauding her singular courage, advised her to part with the coachman directly, and he. would endeavour to investigate the matter minutely, and punish the offending parties according to their deserts.
Thus was robbery, and murder, most likely, prevented by the instinct of this faithful little animal.
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- From Joseph Taylor, The general character of the dog: illustrated by a variety of original and interesting anecdotes (London: Darton and Harvey, 1804) pps. 81-83.
Saturday, July 16, 2011
the 8 characters of the dog
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A dog has the characters of eight different sorts of people:--
He has the character of a priest,
He has the character of a warrior,
He has the character of a husbandman,
He has the character of a strolling singer,
He has the character of a thief,
He has the character of a wild beast,
He has the character of a courtezan,
He has the character of a child.
He eats broken food, like a priest; he is grateful, like a priest; he is easily satisfied, like a priest; he wants only a small piece of bread, like a priest; in these things he is like unto a priest.
He marches in front, like a warrior; he fights for the beneficent cow, like a warrior; he goes first out of the house, like a warrior; in these things he is like unto a warrior.
He is watchful and sleeps lightly, like a husbandman; he goes first out of the house, like a husbandman; he returns last into the house, like a husbandman; in these things he is like unto a husbandman.
He sings like a strolling singer; he is intrusive, like a strolling singer; he is meagre, like a strolling singer; he is poor, like a strolling singer; in these things he is like unto a strolling singer.
He likes darkness, like a thief; he prowls about in darkness, like a thief; he is a shameless eater, like a thief; he is an unfaithful keeper, like a thief; in these things he is like unto a thief.
He likes darkness, like a wild beast; he prowls about in darkness, like a wild beast; he is a shameless eater, like a wild beast; he is an unfaithful keeper, like a wild beast; in these things he is like unto a wild beast.
He sings, like a courtezan; he is intrusive, like a courtezan; he walks about the roads, like a courtezan; he is meagre, like a courtezan; he is poor, like a courtezan; in these things he is like unto a courtezan.
He likes sleeping, like a child; he is apt to run away, like a child; he is full of tongue, like a child; he goes on all fours, like a child; in these things he is like unto a child.
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Found in James Darmeister's 1898 translation of the Zend-Avesta for The Christian Literature Company.
Thursday, July 14, 2011
vintage photo time
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
my friend's kindle book is now published: or, why i've been gone a lot
Is it worth reading? You bet it is. He was born in 1919 in upstate NY, shortly after his father was killed in WWI. He lost his mother at age 6, and was tenderly raised by his maiden aunt Lena, a schoolteacher. Did that make him downcast? No! He lived (and lives) his life with curiosity and verve, and his stories are a series of glimpses at ways of life that were pretty great, but are gone. Included is his history of his grandfather’s time as a soldier in the Civil War, taken from the diaries he inherited. Bonus! And all this for $0.99. It's right here.
Don’t have a Kindle? You can read it on your Kindlefriendly smartphones (Android, etc). Don’t have that? The Kindle-for-PC app lets you read Kindle books on your PC and downloads in less than 3 minutes.
Thanks for reading, Museum friends!
Monday, July 11, 2011
cat on a midcentury chair
Midcentury: clean, simple design for the shiny progressive future (in the 1950's and 60's, that is). The streamlined comfort of a bold, busy new era. So: Perfect for cats, who are nothing if not streamlined comfort personified. And that's why I had to bring you this "Cat on a midcentury chair" by the Australian artist olive dear: when I saw this I laughed aloud with the sheer excellence of the pairing.
When I asked her, olive dear wrote: "I've had the pleasure of sharing my life with two lovely cats, and the cat in this painting actually looks a lot like a combination of the two - the big eyes of one, and the colouring and pose of the other." And if you go on over to olivedear.com and look around, you just might find the other cat rocking more atomic age seating.
Thursday, July 07, 2011
lisa zador and a mathematical cat
image copyright and by kindest permission of Lisa Zador
also copyright and kindest permission of lisa zadorWednesday, July 06, 2011
whicky whuudler esq.
Whicky Whuudler was one of the Museum's oldest and best blogfriends, and was kind enough to have an interview with us (you long time readers will recall). He was not just a cat but an institution, pretty much, and I hope you'll join with me in sending his family every caring thought.
That's the problem with pet blogging...they pass into history all too soon. Knowing Whicky was worth it.
Tuesday, July 05, 2011
kitty in a spring garden
Saturday, July 02, 2011
(anti)social philosophy of the hamster
The male, delighted to use the labor of his wife in filling the storehouse, the moment winter sets in, attempts to drive her from the conjugal abode. Obliged to run before superior strength, she appears to leave forever, but digs a sideway, and thus enjoys the treasure.
So far the practice is too true of many latitudes, but the fanciful theorist locates his ideas and himself in France, when he adds, "The female does more, she obtains the assistance of a comrade, and the two, profiting by the torpor of the gorged husband inside, strangle and eat him, and thus set up housekeeping over his remains."
The Archbishop of Mayence, so says an old German legend, bought up all the corn of the surrounding country, and stored it in his castle, situated upon one of the many beautiful islands in the Rhine. The famine he thus occasioned extended not only to the human inhabitants, but reached the greedy hamsters. Scenting the treasure of the wicked bishop afar off, they joined together in great multitudes, swam across to his palace, and in one night devoured him from off the face of the earth.
-- I never knew hamsters were such devious operators. From an article on the rodentia species titled "The Gnawers," Harper's Magazine (New York: Harper & Brothers, 1856) vol. 12, pp.756-63.





