I don't know about you, but I have to say that sounds entertaining.
James Hall ("of Walthamstow"), Travels in Scotland, by an Unusual Route: With a Trip to the Orkneys and Hebrides. Containing Hints for Improvements in Agriculture and Commerce. With Characters and Anecdotes. Embellished with Views of Striking Objects, and a Map, Including the Caledonian Canal, Volume 2 (London: J. Johnson, 1807), p. 428