a dog walks into a bar

I still feel in a mood for lightness. Thus, some rather swell dog jokes that I personally haven't heard yet. But stop me if you've heard these. . .

Dog Breeds That Just Didn't Make It

Collie + Lhasa Apso - Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow - Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Bloodhound + Borzoi - Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun

Pointer + Setter - Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier - Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund - Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso - Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel - Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever - Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound - Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog - Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador - Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer - Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute - Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier - Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

-- And some hysterical actual dog food ads from New Zealand!