"I am the renowned tomcat, Hamilton of Mt. Vernon. I have, since the day of my celebrated birth, been companion to Martha Washington of Mt. Vernon. This being a common 1762 day spent laid upon the carpet with lethargy most uncommon to my namesake, curse him, I have chosen to talk to my lowly readers to pass time."
Thus does a student at the private school Seeds of Learning place herself back in the early days of our nation, with a kitty not such a fan of Alexander Hamilton and not totally sure about Martha Washington either. Cute and well-written post.